Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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