Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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