she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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