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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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