i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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