How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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