I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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