Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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