The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you never un-have a 4some
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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