I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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