oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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