So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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