u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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