dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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