My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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