as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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