just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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