Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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