She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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