please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
