just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
How's work?
Spinning.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Randomize
