it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
50% drunk capacity currently
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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