oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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