drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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