This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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