How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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