I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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