yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
