So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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