ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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