I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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