she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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