These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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