Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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