8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I want to have your abortion
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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