Girls should come with a carfax report
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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