on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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