we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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