we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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