i would punch a child for taco bell
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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