I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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