god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I think i got beer on your cat.
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