Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I AM VODKA MAN
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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