Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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