erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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