you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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