actually, I'm a sock model
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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