Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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