Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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