Say something about gay babies.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Randomize
