I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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